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Friday, February 29, 2008
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Tuesday, February 26, 2008
12th GE: Heaven or Hell?
Very funny and good to wake those Rakyat up.
While walking down the street one day a Malaysian Boleh Minister is tragically hit by a truck and dies.
His soul arrives in heaven and is met by St. Peter at the entrance.
"Welcome to heaven," says St. Peter. "Before you settle in, it seems there is a problem. We seldom see a high official around these parts, you see, so we're not sure what to do with you."
"No problem, just let me in," says the man.
"Well, I'd like to, but I have orders from higher up. What we'll do is have you spend one day in hell and one in heaven. Then you can choose where to spend eternity."
"Really, I have made up my mind. I want to be in heaven," says the Yang Berhormat
"I'm sorry, but we have our rules," says St. Peter.
And with that, St. Peter escorts him to the elevator and he goes down, down, down to hell. The doors open and he finds himself in the middle of a green golf course. In the distance is a clubhouse and standing in front of it are all his friends and other politicians who had worked with him.
Everyone is very happy and dressed in the finest batik there is. They run to greet him, shake his hand, and reminisce about the good times they had while getting rich at the expense of the people.They play a friendly game of golf and then indulge themselves on lobsters, caviar and the most expensive food there is.
Also present is the devil, who really is a very friendly guy who has a good time dancing and telling jokes. They are having such a good time that before he realizes it, it is time to go.
Everyone gives him a hearty farewell and waves while the elevator rises.
The elevator goes up, up, up and the door reopens on heaven where St.Peter is waiting for him.
"Now it' s time to visit heaven."
So, 24 hours pass with the Yang Berhormat joining a group of contented souls moving from cloud to cloud, playing the harp and singing. They have a good time and, before he realizes it, the 24 hours have gone by and St. Peter returns.
"Well, then, you've spent a day in hell and another in heaven. Now choose your eternity."
The Yang Berhormat reflects for a minute, then he answers: "Well, I would never have said it before, I mean heaven has been delightful, but I think Ai yam better off in hell."
So St. Peter escorts him to the elevator and he goes down, down, down to hell. Now the doors of the elevator open and he's in the middle of a barren land covered with waste and garbage.
He sees all his friends, dressed in rags, picking up the trash and putting it in black bags as more trash falls from above.
The devil comes over to him and puts his arm around his shoulder.
"I don't understand," stammers the Yang Berhormat. "Yesterday I was here and there was a golf course and clubhouse, and we ate lobster and caviar, drank champagne, and danced and had a great time. Now there's just a wasteland full of garbage and my friends look miserable. What happened?"
The devil looks at him, smiles and says, "Yesterday we were campaigning just like you during an election...... Today you voted."
His soul arrives in heaven and is met by St. Peter at the entrance.
"Welcome to heaven," says St. Peter. "Before you settle in, it seems there is a problem. We seldom see a high official around these parts, you see, so we're not sure what to do with you."
"No problem, just let me in," says the man.
"Well, I'd like to, but I have orders from higher up. What we'll do is have you spend one day in hell and one in heaven. Then you can choose where to spend eternity."
"Really, I have made up my mind. I want to be in heaven," says the Yang Berhormat
"I'm sorry, but we have our rules," says St. Peter.
And with that, St. Peter escorts him to the elevator and he goes down, down, down to hell. The doors open and he finds himself in the middle of a green golf course. In the distance is a clubhouse and standing in front of it are all his friends and other politicians who had worked with him.
Everyone is very happy and dressed in the finest batik there is. They run to greet him, shake his hand, and reminisce about the good times they had while getting rich at the expense of the people.They play a friendly game of golf and then indulge themselves on lobsters, caviar and the most expensive food there is.
Also present is the devil, who really is a very friendly guy who has a good time dancing and telling jokes. They are having such a good time that before he realizes it, it is time to go.
Everyone gives him a hearty farewell and waves while the elevator rises.
The elevator goes up, up, up and the door reopens on heaven where St.Peter is waiting for him.
"Now it' s time to visit heaven."
So, 24 hours pass with the Yang Berhormat joining a group of contented souls moving from cloud to cloud, playing the harp and singing. They have a good time and, before he realizes it, the 24 hours have gone by and St. Peter returns.
"Well, then, you've spent a day in hell and another in heaven. Now choose your eternity."
The Yang Berhormat reflects for a minute, then he answers: "Well, I would never have said it before, I mean heaven has been delightful, but I think Ai yam better off in hell."
So St. Peter escorts him to the elevator and he goes down, down, down to hell. Now the doors of the elevator open and he's in the middle of a barren land covered with waste and garbage.
He sees all his friends, dressed in rags, picking up the trash and putting it in black bags as more trash falls from above.
The devil comes over to him and puts his arm around his shoulder.
"I don't understand," stammers the Yang Berhormat. "Yesterday I was here and there was a golf course and clubhouse, and we ate lobster and caviar, drank champagne, and danced and had a great time. Now there's just a wasteland full of garbage and my friends look miserable. What happened?"
The devil looks at him, smiles and says, "Yesterday we were campaigning just like you during an election...... Today you voted."
Saturday, February 23, 2008
My Birthday Wish
I am 32 years old now! Getting older again, or wiser. This year no celebration of my birthday anyway, maybe when people get older, the mood to celebrate become lesser until when you really get old, i mean when you have grandchildren...... Hope to wait for that moment! I think the same apply to Chinese New Year, my mood to celebrate CNY is getting lesser. Maybe also due to "pressuring environment"!
My birthday this year is a bit different as my birthday is fall in this general election, "battle of the century". So, my birthday wish also different.
I hope all my family members always stay healthy, happy most importantly. Besides, also wishing oppositions can deny 2/3 majority in state and also federal government. Finally, hoping Penangite can cast their votes to deny 2/3 majority and take over state government!
My simple wishes!
Friday, February 22, 2008
The Return of Po Kuan.....
Latest Update: Po Kuan return to Batu Gajah
Older Post:
I hope i am correct this time. I told my friend that it is just another sandiwara in order to make it for front page in all BN control main stream mass media. It is Art of War. You know la, free publicity mah.
This afternoon Uncle Kit and Po Kuan will have a press conference. Hope this is positive!
Time To Change! Vote Oppositions!
50 years is enough!
Penang - The Tua Pek Kong Has Spoken
一年一度槟州华商关注的丹绒道光海珠屿大伯公庙“请火”测市道仪式，今日凌晨烧出了答案，得出槟州经济首季（农历正月至四月）“下”，次季（农历五月至八月）“平”及下季（农历九月至十二月）“平”的差强人意状况，在场者无不担心未来。
Based on the "fire", the economic prediction in Penang is not that good. 1st season (Jan - April) - Bad, 2nd season (May - August) - Average, 3rd season (September - December) - Average.
微弱而瞬间消失的火势，看在庙外围观的人群眼里，“惨啦”、“今年不好势啦”的叹息和叫嚷此起彼落。
The weak "fire" eventually worried the prayers and the people around there. Seem like even Tua Pek Kong is telling us to make a good choice in this general election, if we were to enjoy a better future.
Time To Change! 50 years is enough!
Just Change!
Thursday, February 21, 2008
Tsu Khoon - Batu Kawan
Gerakan’s acting president Koh Tsu Koon today confirmed that he would be contesting in the Batu Kawan parliamentary seat.
Then it will be straight fight with Prof Dr. Ramasamy of DAP. In 2004 GE, in the 3 corners fight, BN won!
Hope this will Prof Dr. can win over the PhD.
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